33 quotes in IMDb but a few odd and dirty ones did not make the cut such as:
There once was a young and foolish dragon who came to ask a wise and cunning lion about acquiring his territory. Now, the lion, he wasn't interested, so he told the little dragon to fuck off. But the dragon couldn't understand what "fuck off" meant, so he persisted and continued to ask the lion about acquiring his territory. So the lion took the little dragon for a walk and put five bullets in his little dragon head. End of story.
-Now, allegedly there's a message in there.
I don't know what it is, but you're a clever boy, Dry Eye.
Well, this is Aslan Senior, Russian oligarch. Ex-KGB. Made all his money in gas pipes. And he's extremely sad that his one-and-only son fell out of a window.