Buffy the Vampire Slayer

WILLY: So what're ya gonna do with him?
SPIKE: I'm thinking maybe dinner and a movie. Don't want to rush into anything. I've been hurt before, you know.

XANDER (as Spike and Angel are about to "bite" him): "You liar! You lying....undead thing!"

OZ: "Do you steal guns from the army regularly?" / WILLOW: "Well, we don't have cable, so we have to make our own fun."

"I'm so used to you being a grownup, and then I find out that you're a person."

XANDER: "Giles lived for school. He's actually still bitter that there are only twelve grades." / BUFFY: "He probably sat in math class thinking, 'There should be more math. This could be mathier.'"

"Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after."

"Marie-Antoinette cared about them. She was gonna let them have cake!"

"The three Musketeers were cool."